Tis the season of giving.
Buy one; get four free.
Hey, what if I only want two,
how much is it going to cost me?
Buy all you want.
No payments til you're 50.
Well if I pass by age 49,
than the purchase was truly thrifty.
Our most popular unit,
is $695 out the door.
But if you buy in the next 5 minutes,
for free, you'll get three more.
There's free financing during our sale,
so just go to Helen Waite.
She's our new credit manager.
For best selection, don't be late.
Of course, there's never a charge,
for restocking, handling or shipping.
But if you want the last one in stock,
you may have to resort to tipping.