Life's getting insaner and insaner,
the grayer and grayer I get.
I fear the earth may be hell bound,
and likely to get there yet.
The lies are getting thicker and slicker,
and too many think that is fine.
When the words, "free lunch", are mentioned,
too many say,"I'll have lobster with mine".
We've been living on borrowed money and time,
and we need to go on a strict fiscal diet.
Yet too many say, "if you don't touch mine,
I might be willing to try it"!